La lámpara abduce vacas

Estoy segura que es la lámpara que todos querríamos tener en nuestra mesilla de noche, mejor incluso que la de Darth Vader. Aunque os parezca mentira, refleja una cruda realidad. Como sabemos, cada año desaparecen cientos de vacas abducidas por platillos volantes. Si a esto añadimos la teoría de que Elvis está viviendo en Marte, nos damos cuenta que lo que realmente está pasando es que los marcianos nos roban vacas para poder alimentar a base de hamburguesas al cantante. Y todo esto pasándose por sus verdosas y gelatinosas extremidades las opiniones de nuestra ministra de Sanidad.
Ahora es cuando toca la mala noticia (lo anterior era una reivindicación): lamentablemente no se vende.

Vía Boingboing.

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